The shallow end of the pool

Getting ‘Likes’ on Medium is ambulance chasing.

If that’s what you are, well then have at it. Here, I’ll help you.

To guarantee success on Medium:

• Make lists
• Tell people how to get on with their life
• Project success
• Show how attractive you are
• Expensive remodeled kitchens help
• Pictures of frequent vacations help
• Chase after the ‘popular’ Publications

Look, let’s be clear: it’s still about the popular kids. The misfits have long ago learned to ignore the shallow end of the pool, the competitive life of popularity, sugar substitutes and 10,000 Likes.